Bryce Kiernan

Bryce Kiernan is the host of Color Me Informed. He has been force fed, abused, and even waterboarded by the cruel sponsors of the show, Crystal Light.

Kiernan often stumbles through his lines and gets confused/angered by guests. He clearly does not have his talk show under control.

Kiernan is often controlled by Ski Mask and The Producer. Although the exact arrangements of their contract are unclear, Kiernan seems to be on friendlier terms with The Producer, as he often simply talks Kiernan into complying. Ski Mask, on the other hand, uses brute force.

Kiernan and Ski Mask allegedly polluted the water source for the McKenzie Dog Sanctuary by dumping a large amount of Crystal Light into it in what is now known as The Dog Pound Water Main Incident.

For unknown reasons, Bryce seems to need to continue doing Color Me Informed, despite the abuse.